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Our lady was waiting, so meek and so mild, while joseph was seeking a place for the child. Twas the night before christmas it was originally published anonymously in 1823 as a visit from st nicholas and a number of people claimed authorship but in 1837 it was attributed to american poet clement clarke moore, though its author has never been definitively. The night before christmas texas style christmas jokes. Twas the night before christmas full poem fun kids jokes. A funny collection of twas the night before christmas parodies. Dec 08, 2010 come listen as lorne greene reads clement moores twas the night before christmas. Website really funny jokes 1 responses to twas the night before christmas joke military version.
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